guinness world records man:
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT
Sailor Moon on the runway
Koan: Mugler FW 1992, Setsuna: Chanel FW 1992, Serenity: Dior Haute Couture SS 1992, Hotaru: Mugler FW 1992, Calaveras: Christian Lacroix Haute Couture FW 1992
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.